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steinbecks: me taking issue with the characterization in a fic but unable to stop myself from reading it

Just Kill Me Now... No One Cares

conclusivelyelusive: powerrprincess: i go through periods of “i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” followed by “i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” followed by “LIFE IS AWESOME

square-r00t: /looks at stuff waiting to be done/ /glances at videogames/ videogames: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) me: /sweats/

hanclsomejack:me: *plays video games at 1am in underwear* nice

hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

sean-codyvevo:Straight person: Finding a date for Valentine’s day is so hard! :(Me:

Me as a dinosaur

uhmeliamay: me when someone tells me i’m cute

spookydeantops: U HAD SEX WITHOUT ME?????

illkim: Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly Me:

rain-force: me in life

ipeesittingdown5: LOL ME AS FUCK

Me, Myself, and Someone else

ourbodiesglow: me as hell

coreylubo: pygmypuffs: Me as hell I feel myself getting closer and closer to this reality every day

coreylubo: pygmypuffs: Me as hell I feel myself getting closer and closer to this reality every day

divinedorothy: [senpai passes me the blunt] *gasps* an indirect kiss!!!

zinf: boy: *says something sexual or flirtatious* me: right… anyway

distractful: me: im so lonely me: *distances myself from everyone*

saddeer: tamaratunie: me as hell everyone should watch this every day

Tell Me Are You A Badfish Too?

vaniccio: doing homework at home: (thinking) i need to be on campus so I have that ~learning atmosphere~ to motivate me doing homework on campus: (thinking) i need to be at home so i can sit in my pajamas and have that ~comfortable atmosphere~ to

problackgirl: Me: *does 1 out of the 10 things I’m supposed to do* Me: wow I’m really on top of things, let me take a 10 hour break and treat myself

wiltingboy: the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes

illkim: Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly Me:

*in the back of a police car* can you hand me the aux cord?

*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell

liftedandgiftedd: I appreciate people that are patient with me while I’m distant and trying to figure myself out

Im so fucking sensitive and I don't give a single shit at the same time so fuck you man but don't leave me lmao

sonypraystation: i really am a “text me if you need something” person. like unless i have something specific to talk about, i don’t usually initiate a conversation. if you wanna talk just to talk then im all here but dont take me not hittin you

hotcheetoprincess: pretty girls just…. make me wanna do better and deep condition my hair, get my nails done regularly, dress nice every day, exfoliate etc. and I feel bad for other girls who hate instead of get inspired but u know!!!!

tachola: hungkambo: me me too

Tell Me Are You A Badfish Too?

sonypraystation: i really am a “text me if you need something” person. like unless i have something specific to talk about, i don’t usually initiate a conversation. if you wanna talk just to talk then im all here but dont take me not hittin you

findbeautyinyourbones: findbeautyinyourbones: “It’s 10 am and I’m ready for lunch”, a story by me. “I just ate 20 minutes ago and I’m already thinking about dinner”, another story by me.

getsby: female adult: *compliments me* me: [blushing profusely] holy.. om gh …. thank you so much ethereal angel male adult: *compliments me* me: *looks around for nearest escape route*

ravenclawssaywhat: this-is-horrorwood: hey-how-ya-doing: oomshi: do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely do i like you or do i like that you like me do I like you or do I like the idea of you do i want to be in a relationship or do i just

kieraplease: As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

straightboyfriend: me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess the only solution is To Die

saddeer: tamaratunie: me as hell everyone should watch this every day

blackturtleneckcat-deactivated2:Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life

blackberryshawty: me: i love a man who can take charge and be aggressive also me: who the fuck you think you talkin to? the fuck?

me on death row

mindthepup: ijustneedtoberichalready: brianszs: legit me in the car Me listening to Hits 1 this is me as hell

novice-heartbreaker: one side of me: romance! love! cliche things! eternal companionship!other side of me: being alone! surrounded by animals! eating snacks by myself and not caring about anything!

underhuntressmoon: pvrisbrian: if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump

mjalti: Me, on my 26th “Me Day” in a row:

tbhfunk: godboi: Me: I hate corny shit *sees something corny* Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…

yanderechild: me: haha school’s pretty hard i’ll probably kill myself lolperson: don’t joke about suicide!!! it’s a serious issue!!!!!me: [laughing while shaking my head and puts my hand on their shoulder] …..buddy……… pal………….amigo

carazhan:me: (is lonely) me: (doesnt know how to reach out to friends without coming off as needy)

its-heiress-actually:Me: *reading the teaser for something Ivory wrote*Me: Just fuck me up

trollszilla: Me: *slams fist on table* GREG UNIVERSE IS A WONDERFUL CHARACTER WITH FLAWS BUT IS A FANTASTIC DAD/PARTNER/MENTOR!!!!!!! Me: *also kicks chair* ROSE IS A BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER WHO HAS FINALLY BEEN SHOWN TO HAVE FLAWS AND FAULTS OF HER OWN

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